i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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