How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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