New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Randomize
