i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
