We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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