I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just had sex bonerless
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
