I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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