Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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