she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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