i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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