What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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