but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Sacagawea was the original milf.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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