if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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