Jerry, you need to find god
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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