well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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