And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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