It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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