Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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