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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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