The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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