just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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