New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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