am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
