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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins

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• (818): View more from California

  his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up

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• (954): View more from Florida

  First date: that requires underwear, huh?

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• (916): View more from California

  whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.

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• (716): View more from New York

  He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."

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