I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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