Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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