Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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