i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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