Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
