lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just had sex on a roof
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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