His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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