I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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