Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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