But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Semen is not good for contacts.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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