i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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