It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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