so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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