3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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