people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I take back everything I said about communal showers
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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