Only a mothe r could love this liver
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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