But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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