Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It's shark week go big or go home
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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