I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Quick, to the slutcave!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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