So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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