After last night, I could never be a politician.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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