:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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