Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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