Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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