belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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