Where is the hickey?
I think my vagina is haunted
barbara walters just said penis...
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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