I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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