I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
