To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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