Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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